Romantic Gesture Genius Gifts

"I'm afraid Sir, that much would be inaudible."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

Say it with flowers

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

Rude Snowpeople

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

Mexican Serenade.

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

"Say it with Pierogies"

"Have I been good or have you been bad?"

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

Untold Love Stories "Beauty and the Beets". We think you would be more beautiful if you dyed your hair a purplish red.

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

"OK, what have you done?"

'Marry me!'

"I've finally found my soulmate."

'I want to mark this as our special place.'

'...I can't believe you surprised me with a romantic balloon ride for our anniversary!'

Bakery - say it with flour.

"We have box shapes for every commitment level."

"Oh, Gary, they're beautiful!"

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

'I'm sorry darling. I'd never have asked you to smell them if I'd known there was a wasp in there.'

"I bought my wife a diamond planet"

"The answer is NO!"