Romantic Gesture Genius Gifts

"I'm afraid Sir, that much would be inaudible."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

Say it with flowers

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

Rude Snowpeople

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

A man carries a huge bouquet of flowers.

Mexican Serenade.

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

"So I gave her the 2-diamond love-and-BFFF ring and she grave me a big kiss, sold it, and went on a cruise. That's bad, right?!"

"You big softy! How did you know I'm tired of being fought over?"

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

"Say it with Pierogies"

'Marry me!'

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

"I've finally found my soulmate."

"OK, what have you done?"

'I think we're all safe now. Go ahead and say spatlese.'

'I want to mark this as our special place.'

'...I can't believe you surprised me with a romantic balloon ride for our anniversary!'

"Oh, Gary, they're beautiful!"

'I'm sorry darling. I'd never have asked you to smell them if I'd known there was a wasp in there.'

Bakery - say it with flour.

Valentine's Day

"The answer is NO!"

"We have box shapes for every commitment level."

"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."