Hand Gesture Humorist Pillows

"Yes these fingers agree, but the thumb is opposing!"

Elfie Stick

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

Christmas Present Wrapping Service.

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

'Are you sure this photo is of us? It looks like a couple of floating logs to me.'

"This app encrypts verbal communications. My doctor's handwriting is all we need to encrypt everything else."

Clown watering his flowers.

'. . . however, in the brand-new global ball-game of macro-economics we blah blah blather blah. . .'

'I'm not keen on getting any more apps, but I just had to have this one - it takes my unusually neat handwriting and digitally converts it to sloppy doctor writing.'

I'm no good at small talk

Ping Pong Handshake.

Arctic Sign - You are here.

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

No one could figure out why business was off.

Kiss the Hook

'It's alright-he won't bite!'

Big in America, woman to giant pair of legs at party "I believe you're big in America"

"It needs to be much more illegible if you ever want to become a doctor, son."

Caution - Falling Rock Musicians.

'Hunch your shoulders, Son.'

That's very thoughtful of you - a check for five gallons of gas.

Useless gifts for elephants.

Bird's flying south.

"You're doing it wrong."

'Your hand signal was okay. Pity you didn't open the window.'

Ernie was sick and tired of socks and jocks every Christmas.

'Your money is completely safe, here is a photograph of it.'

Closing Laugh: Yoga Club

"If I can count your boogers the selfie is too close."