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Jack Gleeson

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

Let's shake on it.

"I'll grip but I won't grin."

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."

'Contract? No contract. We do all our business with nothing more than a handshake.'

Mall: "We always hold hands - If I let go, she shops."

'His references don't check out and he knows zip about the industry--but that handshake!'

"Good trial." "Good trial." "Good trial."

'You've got some nerve barging in here demanding my staff drop everything and do handstands for you!'

"You're the perfect candidate but I'm afraid your handshake was just a teensy bit soft."

"Why do they keep insisting on doing their old secret handshake?"

'Sorry, I never know what to do with my hands in social situations.'

"From the gentleman at the bar."

"Brilliant interview - this warm handshake means you've got the job."

Institute for Nonverbal Communication.

Isn't it nice to exchange some good old-fashioned germs again?

'Marry me, Saralou, and I'll get a lobotomy.'

Shake, boy, shake! Are you insane?

'Those political campaign websites are getting really sophisticated.'

Shaking hands.

Bob practices lying.

Businessmen with hands in each others' pockets

'Please don't call me Mr. Carruthers. Mr. Carruthers is my father. I'm Dr. Carruthers.'

"If you expect a treat you'll need to firm up that handshake."

"I guess the fist bump as a greeting isn't quite confrontational enough these days."

Elbow bump

"Baldo, there's nothing wrong with kissing your tias goodbye."

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