Novelty Handshake Lover Mugs

'Those political campaign websites are getting really sophisticated.'

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

'Time out! He needs a hug!!'

"I'll grip but I won't grin."

Let's shake on it.

'I'm sorry darling. I'd never have asked you to smell them if I'd known there was a wasp in there.'

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

Coronovirus dreams

Couple in Blue

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."

Change your style, learn to smile!

'Mrs Jones is our designated hugger for junior executives.'

'His references don't check out and he knows zip about the industry--but that handshake!'

'Oh, no, Dad wants to give me a hug. I can't escape.'

Ping Pong Handshake.

"I was hoping for a hug afterwards."

"My husband's ill, so I'm standing in for him."

"You're the perfect candidate but I'm afraid your handshake was just a teensy bit soft."

"Good trial." "Good trial." "Good trial."

"Brilliant interview - this warm handshake means you've got the job."

Surrogate Hugger.

'Sorry, I never know what to do with my hands in social situations.'

Be Cheerful - if nothing else it'll drive people crazy.

Magic Trick

"There's an Officer Ripley inside who sure could use a hug."

Isn't it nice to exchange some good old-fashioned germs again?

'Now's your chance. . . You always said you could beat him with your eyes closed.'

'It's a nice hug Ma'am, but I'm afraid I'm not your husband: He's over there...'

Boxer

Shaking hands.