Handshake Enthusiast Mugs

Bob practices lying.

'His references don't check out and he knows zip about the industry--but that handshake!'

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

Let's shake on it.

Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".

"Brilliant interview - this warm handshake means you've got the job."

"If you expect a treat you'll need to firm up that handshake."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"I'll grip but I won't grin."

"Always give a good, firm handshake...then immediately sanitize your hands."

'Contract? No contract. We do all our business with nothing more than a handshake.'

"I think the Church is taking this flu thing a little too seriously."

Ping Pong Handshake.

"Good trial." "Good trial." "Good trial."

"You're the perfect candidate but I'm afraid your handshake was just a teensy bit soft."

"Why do they keep insisting on doing their old secret handshake?"

'Sorry, I never know what to do with my hands in social situations.'

Isn't it nice to exchange some good old-fashioned germs again?

Shaking hands.

Weapons of mass lactation

'Those political campaign websites are getting really sophisticated.'

"Attaboy... a good, firm grip. Now, let's go sanitize our hands!"

Shake, boy, shake! Are you insane?

Businessmen with hands in each others' pockets

"Hurry up, MacDonalds can make a shake in 5 seconds"

'Please don't call me Mr. Carruthers. Mr. Carruthers is my father. I'm Dr. Carruthers.'

"I like a man with a good, firm elbow bump."

Elbow bump

"I guess the fist bump as a greeting isn't quite confrontational enough these days."

Elbow bump

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