Milkshake Enthusiast Pillows

Never give a cow a giant straw.

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

Milkshake Shortage

"Shake! Good dog."

'Separate bills please.'

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

'Is it true you have the best milkshakes in town?' (Cow on a pogo stick).

Cat drinking Milk at Diner Counter.

'Do you have a longer straw?'

Why diet milkshakes work.

'How fresh are the milkshakes?'

How milkshakes are made

"I go here all the time."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Shake! Good Dog."

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

Strawberry Shake

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

The Magic Float

Take me to your lactator!

"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

'I used to have women lined up. Married, unmarried - it didn't matter. Ah, forget it. Another round. Skim.'

"I remember the days of skim, 1% and even 2%. Now, it's right to the whole milk section."

Baby drinking competition

'No, he's right. Cows have three udders. One for skim milk, one for two percent and the third one's for lactose free.'

'Don't leave me hanging!'

'Hey!! When you get thirsty running, you drink WATER!!'

"Two per cent."

'I couldn't give up fags, so I've started drinking long-life milk.'

Bananas eye the blender

'Is this milk fresh?' - 'An hour ago it was grass.'

COWS: Cow Blackmail