Milkshake Lovers Pillows

"Separate checks please."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Shake! Good Dog."

"They’re real."

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Never give a cow a giant straw.

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

Strawberry Shake

'How now, brown cow?'

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

"30 million cookies and thousands of gallons of milk all in one night? Yes, I'd say we've got dietary issues to address."

M.D. I suppose that will be okay, but no more milk and cookies starting tomorrow.

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."

"More cake?"

The Magic Float

Take me to your lactator!

Maple syrup and milk collection.

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

'Mary, watch where you're pointing that thing!'

"Hang on a minute, it's now mid-January: why do you still need milk for Santa?!"

'Condensed Milk'

'No, he's right. Cows have three udders. One for skim milk, one for two percent and the third one's for lactose free.'

Ask Doctor Ernie. Doctor Ernie, what is your opinion of mood altering substances? When it comes to mood-altering substances, you can't beat hot fudge brownies and a glass of milk!

'I used to have women lined up. Married, unmarried - it didn't matter. Ah, forget it. Another round. Skim.'

Milkshake Shortage

"It's all about the milk."