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"Separate checks please."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Shake! Good Dog."

"They’re real."

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Never give a cow a giant straw.

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

Strawberry Shake

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

"More cake?"

The Magic Float

"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

Take me to your lactator!

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

'Mary, watch where you're pointing that thing!'

"It's all about the milk."

"Hang on a minute, it's now mid-January: why do you still need milk for Santa?!"

'I used to have women lined up. Married, unmarried - it didn't matter. Ah, forget it. Another round. Skim.'

Baby drinking competition

"I remember the days of skim, 1% and even 2%. Now, it's right to the whole milk section."

"Dad...how do you know when to stop?"

'Condensed Milk'