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Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Harsh Mellows.

"Shake! Good Dog."

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"I don't know, maybe I'm just being mallowdramatic."

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

Never give a cow a giant straw.

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

Strawberry Shake

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

Garden Centre: Bonsai trolleys.

"How almond milk is made"

'I think breast milk is better... It's free, always fresh and the cat can't get to it.'

Cows on pogo-sticks creating milkshakes.

Milkshake Shortage

'Hey!! When you get thirsty running, you drink WATER!!'

"Shake! Good dog."

'I'm removing you from the research department, Jones!'

How milkshakes are made

'Is it true you have the best milkshakes in town?' (Cow on a pogo stick).

Fiends reunited

'Separate bills please.'

Dave figured out if he added green food coloring to his milkshakes everyone just presumed he was drinking a kale smoothie.

'We've found that ten c.c.'s of milkshake does wonders.'