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'We've found that ten c.c.'s of milkshake does wonders.'

"You finished yours already?"

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Shake! Good Dog."

"They’re real."

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Never give a cow a giant straw.

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

Strawberry Shake

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

Spilled Milk

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

'I've never heard of a lactose intolerant cow!'

Take me to your lactator!

The Magic Float

"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."

'Mary, watch where you're pointing that thing!'

"It's all about the milk."

Baby drinking competition

"Hang on a minute, it's now mid-January: why do you still need milk for Santa?!"

'No, he's right. Cows have three udders. One for skim milk, one for two percent and the third one's for lactose free.'

'I used to have women lined up. Married, unmarried - it didn't matter. Ah, forget it. Another round. Skim.'