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"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

Cat with straw under cow.

'Mary, watch where you're pointing that thing!'

'You read the papers...how many units are there in a bowl of milk?'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Milk prices.

'Yes, she does eat a lot but she gives a lot of milk too.'

'Condensed Milk'

'That's it now, Mrs. Baines - see you in the New Year!'

'Your son is fine, but tell him to stay away from the milk.'

Milk

"Yes, the farmer is carrying a pail of milk: let's trip him!"

"Hang on a minute, it's now mid-January: why do you still need milk for Santa?!"

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

"Mom, the milk is down to 2%. Do you need my phone charger?"

Where condensed milk comes from...

"It's all about the milk."

"How come we always pick the slowest lane of traffic?"

'You might as well be a cheerful giver, they're going to get it anyhow.'

'Don't go running around with that boy! He's going to get you into trouble!'

Mulk

'...and we haven't had blue tits since !'

"Dad...how do you know when to stop?"

'Boy, when I grow up I'll never complain about the price of milk.'

How many pints have you had, son? Only two, semi-skimmed.

"They’re real."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Lactose Intolerant

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

'Oh Hi!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.