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'I'm afraid I can't find anything that matches your current salary of sixty million cookies, and twenty thousand gallons of milk.'

'I couldn't give up fags, so I've started drinking long-life milk.'

Lactose Intolerant

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"They’re real."

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"You had me at alternative milk."

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

'How now, brown cow?'

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

Then I rapidly add cream and butter to the sauce. Ah, get rich quick!

M.D. I suppose that will be okay, but no more milk and cookies starting tomorrow.

The Eighth Day of Christmas

"Gotta love happy hour!"

"30 million cookies and thousands of gallons of milk all in one night? Yes, I'd say we've got dietary issues to address."

Spilled Milk

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

'You two, sort it out!'

'I've never heard of a lactose intolerant cow!'

Maple syrup and milk collection.

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

Take me to your lactator!

The Magic Float

"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."