Milk Aficionados Gifts

'I'm afraid I can't find anything that matches your current salary of sixty million cookies, and twenty thousand gallons of milk.'

'I couldn't give up fags, so I've started drinking long-life milk.'

Lactose Intolerant

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"They’re real."

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"You had me at alternative milk."

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

"Gotta love happy hour!"

Spilled Milk

The Eighth Day of Christmas

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

The Magic Float

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

Take me to your lactator!

"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

'You two, sort it out!'

'I've never heard of a lactose intolerant cow!'

'Mary, watch where you're pointing that thing!'