Milk Enthusiasts Gifts

Artisanal Milk

Baby feeding frenzy

"I remember the days of skim, 1% and even 2%. Now, it's right to the whole milk section."

Lactose Intolerant

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"They’re real."

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"You had me at alternative milk."

Never give a cow a giant straw.

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

"Gotta love happy hour!"

The Eighth Day of Christmas

Spilled Milk

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

The Magic Float

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

Take me to your lactator!

"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."

'You two, sort it out!'

'I've never heard of a lactose intolerant cow!'