Milk Enthusiasts Prints

Artisanal Milk

Baby feeding frenzy

"I remember the days of skim, 1% and even 2%. Now, it's right to the whole milk section."

Lactose Intolerant

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"They’re real."

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

"You had me at alternative milk."

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Never give a cow a giant straw.

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

'How now, brown cow?'

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

M.D. I suppose that will be okay, but no more milk and cookies starting tomorrow.

Then I rapidly add cream and butter to the sauce. Ah, get rich quick!

The Eighth Day of Christmas

Spilled Milk

"30 million cookies and thousands of gallons of milk all in one night? Yes, I'd say we've got dietary issues to address."

"Gotta love happy hour!"

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

Take me to your lactator!

The Magic Float

'You two, sort it out!'

Maple syrup and milk collection.