Milk Story Enthusiast Gifts

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

Lactose Intolerant

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"They’re real."

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"You had me at alternative milk."

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

'How now, brown cow?'

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

"Gotta love happy hour!"

The Eighth Day of Christmas

M.D. I suppose that will be okay, but no more milk and cookies starting tomorrow.

"30 million cookies and thousands of gallons of milk all in one night? Yes, I'd say we've got dietary issues to address."

Then I rapidly add cream and butter to the sauce. Ah, get rich quick!

Spilled Milk

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

Maple syrup and milk collection.

'You two, sort it out!'

"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

'I've never heard of a lactose intolerant cow!'

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

The Magic Float

Take me to your lactator!

'Mary, watch where you're pointing that thing!'