Milk Story Enthusiast Gifts

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

Lactose Intolerant

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"They’re real."

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"You had me at alternative milk."

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

"Gotta love happy hour!"

Spilled Milk

The Eighth Day of Christmas

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

Take me to your lactator!

"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."

'I've never heard of a lactose intolerant cow!'

The Magic Float

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

'You two, sort it out!'

'Mary, watch where you're pointing that thing!'

'No, he's right. Cows have three udders. One for skim milk, one for two percent and the third one's for lactose free.'