Midnight Milk Aficionado Gifts

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

Lactose Intolerant

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"They’re real."

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"You had me at alternative milk."

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Never give a cow a giant straw.

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

'How now, brown cow?'

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

"30 million cookies and thousands of gallons of milk all in one night? Yes, I'd say we've got dietary issues to address."

M.D. I suppose that will be okay, but no more milk and cookies starting tomorrow.

Spilled Milk

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

"Gotta love happy hour!"

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

Maple syrup and milk collection.

"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

Take me to your lactator!

'I've never heard of a lactose intolerant cow!'

The Magic Float

'Mary, watch where you're pointing that thing!'

"It's all about the milk."