Midnight Milk Aficionado Gifts

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

Lactose Intolerant

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"They’re real."

"You have a co-pay...two cookies and a glass of milk."

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

"You had me at alternative milk."

Never give a cow a giant straw.

Cute cow drinking from a carton from Nestle

"Mum, please jump up and down . . . I feel like a milkshake."

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"What the heck did I do with that leftover turkey?!"

'A chocolate shake please. Shaken not stirred.'

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

"I said hot, boiling oil! Not cold, refreshing milk!"

"Gotta love happy hour!"

Spilled Milk

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

'I've never heard of a lactose intolerant cow!'

The Magic Float

Take me to your lactator!

"The tests show you're lactose intolerant."

"Do you know what kind of bees make milk? Boo-Bees."

'Mary, watch where you're pointing that thing!'

The statue of Lactity.