Milk Aficionado Gifts

Milk truck with udders.

The miracle of genetic engineering

'Miaow??'

Spilled Milk

"My parent's will never know. I'll sneak out of the refrigerator when they fall asleep."

Milk production

Milk for farmers/Regular squeeze-farmers-til-they-squeak milk.

"See you later darling, I'm off to the milk bar..."

"I'll have a latte - hold the coffee."

"Yeah, supermarket milk is OK, but nothing beats fresh hot milk straight out of the cow: I used to drink is when I was growing up on the farm..."

Holy Cow

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

The statue of Lactity.

Half & half

'I've never heard of a lactose intolerant cow!'

Milk carrier, cat carrier, dog carrier.

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

One dairy farm worker easily carries light cream can while one carrying heavy cream struggles.

Padlock on a milk bottle.

"I'd like a gallon of milk and a couple dozen cookies."

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Lactose Intolerant

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Cheeze Wiz.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Important Food Groups

French wine

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'Oh Hi!'

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...