Dairy Enthusiast Gifts

Milk truck with udders.

'Now this will be my 'watch you do the milking' stool.'

'How now, brown cow?'

'I'd have never guessed you two are related.'

Gifted Milk

Truck driver taking lunch break drinks out of tank of milk attached to his truck.

Grounded beef.

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Cow orders milkshakes which come straight from a cow's udder.

"Look who's a bit wider than they used to be."

"Ever since Harry found his expiration date, he's been going through a mid-shelf-life crisis."

"I told him to cut back on dairy!"

Cow babies

"My milk is gonna spoil if I stand here any longer."

"Partnering gave us more options for our cheese products..."

"He claims we have to break up because he's lactose-intolerant!"

When milk goes bad.

'Why didn't you say you were Lactose intolerant in the first place?'

The Eighth Day of Christmas

Cafe latte

"Do require a certain twist, Cousin!"

'Being a dairy cow has its drawbacks alright, but frankly, our life expectancy is much greater than that of beef-cattle...'

Skim milk cows.

"Don't you dare touch that snooze button!"

'Miaow??' (Kitten begging a cow for milk).

'He claims we have to break up because he's lactose intolerant.'

"Is that where you download the milk"

One dairy farm worker easily carries light cream can while one carrying heavy cream struggles.

"Mu husband and I love the toothpicks, but we prefer cheese logs."

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

'Oh great. A milker and all I've got is a bull.'

Fakir sees in cooler 'Reincarnation Milk'.

"Bill. . . you're home early. . ."

Then I rapidly add cream and butter to the sauce. Ah, get rich quick!

Where Skim Milk comes from.