Dairy Connoisseur Gifts

Where do you draw the line? Goat milk. Goat cheese. Goat ice cream.

The punishment of a 'SELF MILKER'!

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Lactose Intolerant

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Cheeze Wiz.

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Important Food Groups

'Oh Hi!'

The Main Types of Cheese

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Chocolate Shop

Cheese

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Milking the Cow.

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

"Wait, what are you doing?"

The Running of the Brie

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

'Bless You.'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

The dark side of Halloween.

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."