Dairy Aficionado Gifts

Lactose Intolerant

Milk is for wimps.

French Cow

"Two per cent."

The Grim Reaper and Expired Milk

Pssst … You guys want some milkweed? … Cow Peer Pressure.

I don't mind being mythological as much as I mind being milked.

'Coffee. Milk.'

"This is some of my best work."

"Do you know why I pulled your udder?"

"Are you single?

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Cheeze Wiz.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

'Oh Hi!'

Important Food Groups

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Milking the Cow.

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

Monitor lizard becomes milk monitor.

"Wait, what are you doing?"

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

'Bless You.'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Cheese Pile