Dairy Farm Aficionado Gifts

'He says he's here to help us but I don't trust him.'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Lactose Intolerant

"Black or white, Vicar?"

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Freshest ice cream in town!

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Country Bumpkin.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Cheeze Wiz.

'Oh Hi!'

Important Food Groups

Where Skim Milk comes from.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Cow's straw

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"They’re real."

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Milking the Cow.

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

Pull the udder one

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"Wait, what are you doing?"

'Bless You.'

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.