Dairy Farm Aficionado Gifts

'He says he's here to help us but I don't trust him.'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Lactose Intolerant

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Freshest ice cream in town!

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Country Bumpkin.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Important Food Groups

'Oh Hi!'

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Cow's straw

"They’re real."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

Pull the udder one

"Wait, what are you doing?"

"Oh my god -- I can't believe it's real butter!"

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'