Dairy Farm Admirer Gifts

A Reversing Cow

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'The circle is complete!'

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Lactose Intolerant

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Black or white, Vicar?"

Freshest ice cream in town!

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Important Food Groups

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Cow's straw

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Slinky Cow World

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"It's a cow thing. You wouldn't understand."

"They’re real."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Milking the Cow.

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Pull the udder one

Boomerang cow.

'Come on, girl! I know you can do it! Jump over the moon!'

'Bless You.'

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'