Farm Admirer Gifts

"So. . . what have you been doing all day. . . ?"

'The circle is complete!'

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Cow in love'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Please Drove Carefully.

Country Bumpkin.

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Scuba cow"

Raptures

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

An early space launch attempt.

Slinky Cow World

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Farmer and FIsherman

Get on with it!

Free Range Employees.

Boomerang cow.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Cow of BEEF

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

'Leadership training.'

'Can he come out and play?'

Cow noticing the grass is wet. So he wanders off and performs a fabulous powerslide!

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

No caption (A mother cow is holding a calf. The baby is sucking on a pacifier shaped like udders).

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

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A boy who loves cows/burgers