Farming Life Admirer Gifts

We had a power surge, and the milker seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'The circle is complete!'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"Black or white, Vicar?"

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Cow in love'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Please Drove Carefully.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Support group for sheep.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Sheep dog late for work

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

French wine

"Well, that one got away."

Raptures

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

An early space launch attempt.

"It's my home grown quail call. Quail don't come when I blow it, but cows sure do."

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Slinky Cow World

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

Farmer and FIsherman

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

Cow of BEEF

Free Range Employees.

Boomerang cow.