Farm Animal Admirer Gifts

Piggy Banks/Cash Cows/Free Chicken Account.

Pig with Ponytail, Pony with Pigtail

Horn's Broke...Use Bell.

'I have no idea what they are but they give me the heebie jeebies.'

Turkey Hand

Slinky Cow World

"Did that pig that went wee, wee, wee all the way have have foot and mouth?"

'This is one way to 'round-'em-up!'

'Why am I always the piggy who crys, 'we-we-we' all the way home?'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'The circle is complete!'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Dog Park / Cat Park

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"He's gone goth"

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Spring Training

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

TSA Noah

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'