Farm Animal Lover Gifts

'... And of course, there are the conspiracy theorists who say that it was all a big hoax and I didn't jump over it at all.'

Eat more pork.

'Hmmm...where's that other sock?'

"I keep hearing this annoying buzzing noise!"

Four sprung pork technique.

"That was the perfect amount of food – I feel full, but not fatted for the slaughter."

'I like obesity in a woman, Priscilla.'

Hog Wash - Exit.

'I'm a vegetarian, but I'm not trying to make a statement.'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, just as long as it's Grade A."

A humming cow.

It's a butt-hole Captain, but not as we know it!

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

"It's not addicting, all natural, recycled and plant-based...it's cud!"

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"Scuba cow"

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Slinky Cow World

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Cheesie Rider

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

Twitter that!

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

"Can you keep a secret?"

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.