Animal Farm Lover Gifts

'Cock-a-doodle... don't.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

"Scuba cow"

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Slinky Cow World

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Twitter that!

"Bet she says 'moo' before she says 'oink'."

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

Cheesie Rider

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

The worm that churned!

"Can you keep a secret?"

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

2 cows in a boat, about to go over a waterfall: Hang on a minute...or was it cats that had the 9 lives?

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

Fresh off the Farm.

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

Easter Ham Free.

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'