Animal Farmer Gifts

A rare, and horrifying case, of true animal magnetism.

The worm that churned!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

"So you found an enormous truffle and still you weren't happy."

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

'Well Alice. Now do you know what cull means?'

"You know you have my support on pork and beans, but where do you stand on chicken and dumplings?"

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

Can we have our hedgehog back please?(Hedgehog is stuck to the tree)

"We raise our beef humanely."

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

"I know you're thinking it. Don't say it!"

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Pizza-Fed Beef

'She says her stomachs ache.'

The young Shepherd was determined to show the flock who was the boss!

Shepherd

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

Even cows get the blahs....

'... And of course, there are the conspiracy theorists who say that it was all a big hoax and I didn't jump over it at all.'

'Can't understand all this fuss over cattle growth hormones.'

Reversibull: 'Well this is awkward.'

'AAAAH! MILK LEECH!'

"I keep hearing this annoying buzzing noise!"

Cattle farmer's super-market

'Here comes the pimp.'