Farm Animals Gifts

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

"I'm glad you took the trouble to diagnose your own symptoms using the internet...and you'd be 100% accurate...IF you were a GOAT."

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Pig eating Christmas pudding

Chickens

Priest shouting to drunken man

Vegetarian Heaven

'Your blood pressure is skyhigh! No more salt lick for you!'

'I know we're supposed to flock together, but I want to see a different movie...'

'You know what would go really well right now? A light sorbet to cleanse the palate.'

I fancy the one with the pony tail...

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

No,no,no !...I said..No More Cow Bell !

Slinky Cow World

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

The worm that churned!

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

"So you found an enormous truffle and still you weren't happy."

"Did that pig that went wee, wee, wee all the way have have foot and mouth?"

"You know you have my support on pork and beans, but where do you stand on chicken and dumplings?"

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

Can we have our hedgehog back please?(Hedgehog is stuck to the tree)

The young Shepherd was determined to show the flock who was the boss!

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

'Bloomin rare breeds.'

Even cows get the blahs....

'... And of course, there are the conspiracy theorists who say that it was all a big hoax and I didn't jump over it at all.'

Reversibull: 'Well this is awkward.'

"I keep hearing this annoying buzzing noise!"

'I wish this wasn't happening.'

'AAAAH! MILK LEECH!'

'This is one way to 'round-'em-up!'