Farm Animal Fanatic Gifts

Even cows get the blahs....

'I can't get to the phone right now...I'M A COW!'

Cow Pinatas

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

Slinky Cow World

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

"Do kids eat free?"

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

'The sty is falling!!'

Cheesie Rider

Wild Cow.

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

'George, stop playing with the children.'

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

Fresh off the Farm.

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

Money Tree

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

'Yes, I did tell you to hang the fire extinguisher where it would be easy to reach, but...'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

BOO MOO!

"So you found an enormous truffle and still you weren't happy."