Farm Animal Fanatic Gifts

Even cows get the blahs....

'I can't get to the phone right now...I'M A COW!'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Slinky Cow World

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Get right back out there, young man, and track some mud in!'

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

"Do kids eat free?"

Cheesie Rider

Wild Cow.

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

Fresh off the Farm.

'George, stop playing with the children.'

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

Money Tree

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

'Yes, I did tell you to hang the fire extinguisher where it would be easy to reach, but...'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

"So you found an enormous truffle and still you weren't happy."

BOO MOO!

It's an I-O-Ewe.

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."