Farm Animal Fan Gifts

'You should have called me sooner.'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

Adaptability.

Trample Me.

COWS: Cow Coach

Chicken Costume

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"She's a good model, but a bit of a ham."

"Well at least nobody gets p*ssed off when they eat me accidently."

Working from home.

'I've known you a long time and it's time I told you the truth, I'm not really a person, I'm just a suit full of chickens..'

COWS: Re-Chargable Cow

'I'll be down in a mo. I'm filling in for the partridge who is on a toilet break.'

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'That's cow. What do cows say, Jimmy? Cows say moo. Look Jimmy, a chicken.'

COWS: Cows weekly shop

COWS: Cow writers block

'At least we're easily satisfied.'

I'm amazed how quickly I returned to my normal shape after the birth.

Ox-Y-Moron Definition: A stupid cow.

Beware of Pit Bulls.

"I know you're a cow, but you're still hogging the covers!"

You should have seen the evil looks I was getting in the china shop where I bought this!

"It is progress, but I miss the thrill of the hunt!"

'She thinks she's smarter than we are because she has a sheep skin.'

"Heads it's your year, tails it's your year."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Raptures

Wolf Karaoke

Yoyo sheep

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Slinky Cow World