Cow Farmer Gifts

'And then, this morning, I suddenly noticed she didn't look so good.'

'I can take nonsense, but not udder nonsense.'

Jethro suspects someone gave him a bum steer.

"Finding a needle in a haystack sounds like a dream job."

'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'

"I'm SICK of townies thinking they can let their animals run amok across my land chasing sheep..."

"I know you're thinking it. Don't say it!"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

Prize vegetables.

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

International Women's Day.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Humans...What is their purpose?

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'The circle is complete!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

The Endless Battle of the Organic Gardener

Cow Pinatas

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

The Rooster Comedian.

But is it organic?

'Life is great' down on the farm.

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry