Cow Breeder Gifts

'Help! I think I'm going to be fertilized!'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'The circle is complete!'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Cow's straw

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Slinky Cow World

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

Twister:Rural Social Networking

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

A Tumble Cow

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"I'm an enigma!"

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'