Bull Breeder Gifts

Matador Artificial Insemination.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Collies Without Borders

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Kultural K9's.

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

Puppies

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

"His father came from a family of climbers."

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

'He's an octopussy. They're specially bred to catch over 100 mice an hour.'

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

'It's like a bull market, only not as aggressive. It's more like a steer market.'

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

Good, but not Great Danes.

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

'It's a bloody-cross-breed.'

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'