Bull Breeder Gifts

Matador Artificial Insemination.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Collies Without Borders

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

Kultural K9's.

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

Puppies

"His father came from a family of climbers."

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

Good, but not Great Danes.

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

'It's like a bull market, only not as aggressive. It's more like a steer market.'

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'

'I understand you don't have a resume but you do have your pedigree papers?'