Bovine Breeding Gifts

A cattle baron.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

New Guy.

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Collies Without Borders

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"They’re real."

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

Pull the udder one

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

Kultural K9's.

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

"You're famous, Angus."

"His father came from a family of climbers."

Puppies

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

THe UDDER Side