Bovine Breeding Gifts

A cattle baron.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

New Guy.

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Collies Without Borders

'Yak, yak, yak.'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"They’re real."

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

Pull the udder one

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

Kultural K9's.

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

'Sorry Ben, I never noticed the baby-sitting clause in the stud contract.'

"His father came from a family of climbers."

'He's the best bull I've ever had.'

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Puppies

"You're famous, Angus."

"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!