Horse Breeding Gifts

'He thinks he's so hot but, personally, I'd rather be artificially inseminated.'

A Tongue Stud.

'Bad news, Billy Bob! The tests show that your phantom is a contagious equine meteitis carrier.'

Treat her like a thoroughbread...and she'll never be a nag.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

The Runaway Horse

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"They're comfortable."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Rocking Horse

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

A very young man being hired as a groom.

Collies Without Borders

"You don't whisper anymore."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Giant white horse.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

Kultural K9's.

Trading half a kingdom for a lesser steed!