Horse Breeding Gifts

'He thinks he's so hot but, personally, I'd rather be artificially inseminated.'

A Tongue Stud.

'Bad news, Billy Bob! The tests show that your phantom is a contagious equine meteitis carrier.'

Treat her like a thoroughbread...and she'll never be a nag.

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

The Runaway Horse

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"They're comfortable."

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

A very young man being hired as a groom.

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Collies Without Borders

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"You don't whisper anymore."

Rocking Horse

Giant white horse.

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand!'

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'