Cow Breeder T-Shirts

'Help! I think I'm going to be fertilized!'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

'The circle is complete!'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Cow's straw

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

Slinky Cow World

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

A Tumble Cow

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'Another blond hair! You've been making a lot of night calls lately...'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Twister:Rural Social Networking

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"I'm an enigma!"

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Cheesie Rider

Eat Beef