Cattle Breeding T-Shirts

'I hate artifical insemination!'

'Get 'em all dehorned already, Doc?

"How vexing: He's exchanging eighty of us for one single bride!"

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

New Guy.

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Shepherd, Herder, Hunter, Thinker.

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

"His father came from a family of climbers."

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

'I'm about to die and now I realise I have REALLY BAD breath!'

A cow ventriloquist.

'He's an octopussy. They're specially bred to catch over 100 mice an hour.'

"Congratulations. It's a litter."

An inbred poodle.

"Year after year we sit here quietly raising eyebrows, son."

'I remember, Fido, winning isn't the only thing...there are also stud fees.'

Matador Artificial Insemination.

'He's a very superior dog. Even his fleas have pedigrees!'

'...OK so you've got the herd mentality... now go out tere and be a herd... now move!'

A Tongue Stud.

If only I had noticed the cow in the teleporter, I'd be accepting the Nobel prize now!

The poultry mania - Cochin China Fowls

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.