Cattle T-Shirts

If only I had noticed the cow in the teleporter, I'd be accepting the Nobel prize now!

'I don't 'do' chewing!'

A Bull is getting a Tattoo of a Butcher's Beef cutting chart.

Battleship - Cattleship

"Yeah, I broke up with Kevin. One day he let these two flies crawl all over his eye for, like, an hour and he didn't even shake his head."

A cow ventriloquist.

'Leaving twice a day to get milked is impacting your job performance.'

'I like Cattle.'

'I thought that I was getting a personal tryout with the team! This is nothing but a cattle call!'

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

The good news is that the 'Cow-Ray' has done minimal damge to the ship, captain!...

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

Cow Tipping Gone Rogue.

BOWELS: 'We're going to need a bigger bowel movement.'

'I told her not to follow me!'

"That's not fat- that's gristle!"

Chase me, chase me cows.

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

New Guy.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Motorherd

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Kamikaze Colour

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."

Eat Beef