Cattle Gifts

If only I had noticed the cow in the teleporter, I'd be accepting the Nobel prize now!

'I don't 'do' chewing!'

A Bull is getting a Tattoo of a Butcher's Beef cutting chart.

Battleship - Cattleship

"Yeah, I broke up with Kevin. One day he let these two flies crawl all over his eye for, like, an hour and he didn't even shake his head."

A cow ventriloquist.

'Leaving twice a day to get milked is impacting your job performance.'

'I like Cattle.'

'I thought that I was getting a personal tryout with the team! This is nothing but a cattle call!'

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

The good news is that the 'Cow-Ray' has done minimal damge to the ship, captain!...

Anyone seen my curling tongs?

Cow Tipping Gone Rogue.

BOWELS: 'We're going to need a bigger bowel movement.'

'I told her not to follow me!'

Claude

"That's not fat- that's gristle!"

Chase me, chase me cows.

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

New Guy.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Where Skim Milk comes from.

Motorherd

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Kamikaze Colour

"Old timers are quick to tell me that the drive to Abilene was different in their day."