Cows Gifts

A Palindrome Cow.

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

'See that? That's power my friend!'

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

'Jumping over the moon wasn't enough for Bessie! Oooh, no...she had to go for a world record and try for Mars!'

"Where did that come from!"

"That's just UDDER NUN-sense."

'I prefer the term 'Poo Fairy'!'

The Cheese God

Thinker ponders milking stool.

'Yes...you gave me quite a start!'

Kamikaze Colour

Cow chewing to cud / bubble gum

"Shouldn't you be wearing a mask?"

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Working from home.

Motorherd

A northern cow

"Hang on a minute, it's now mid-January: why do you still need milk for Santa?!"

"Hey...is this a dream?"

Working from home

Prepper Cows

Please don't tell the cows they are in a cartoon.

One of the pitfalls of being a inflatable cow.

"Are you kidding... I can do this all day!"

"Rule one of Fart Club is everyone follows through in this Fart Club."

"No wonder we never achieve anything. All we ever do is ruminate!"

'There's nothing wrong. My hands are cold and I left my warm gloves in the tractor.'

'Don't apologise, I've been back there and I completely understand why you don't want to join 'Bum lickers Club'!'

'Dang! Small panel!'

Eat Beef

Royal Wedding viewers.

Deja Moo.

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!