Cows Pillows

A Palindrome Cow.

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

'See that? That's power my friend!'

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

"Where did that come from!"

'I prefer the term 'Poo Fairy'!'

The Cheese God

Thinker ponders milking stool.

'Yes...you gave me quite a start!'

Kamikaze Colour

Cow chewing to cud / bubble gum

"Shouldn't you be wearing a mask?"

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'Dang! Small panel!'

'There's nothing wrong. My hands are cold and I left my warm gloves in the tractor.'

"No wonder we never achieve anything. All we ever do is ruminate!"

'Don't apologise, I've been back there and I completely understand why you don't want to join 'Bum lickers Club'!'

"Are you kidding... I can do this all day!"

Eat Beef

Royal Wedding viewers.

Deja Moo.

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"Rule one of Fart Club is everyone follows through in this Fart Club."

A northern cow

Motorherd

"Hang on a minute, it's now mid-January: why do you still need milk for Santa?!"

Working from home.

Working from home

Prepper Cows

Please don't tell the cows they are in a cartoon.

One of the pitfalls of being a inflatable cow.

"Who said Ron Mance was dead?"

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"You fool! Don't you see it? We're a painting by numbers card!"