Cow Collector Pillows

So What Field You In?

'Our accident in Wyoming wiped out our vacations for the next 5 years.'

Cash Cow

Fresh milk

"You fool! Don't you see it? We're a painting by numbers card!"

One of the pitfalls of being a inflatable cow.

'What do you mean, you want a divorce?'

'Dad, you told me to use my initiative if I needed money so I sold a cow.'

Working from home

"Don't you think it's about time you milked me?"

'Wow...That was...amazing!'

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

Skim milk cows.

'Look - the giant is dead! You got your cow back! Stop worrying about the loss of the bean crop!'

Mummy?!

'Not another copycat accident?!?! That bloody nursery rhyme's got a lot to answer for.'

"It's lost all meaning in the steroid era."

"I'm adopted? Well that explains so much."

Cow

It's not so much modern art, it's more...revenge!

'Serves me right for frowning.'

An Emoo.

Free Range Cows.

I've only gone and left the cow suit in the car! I'll be right back.

"Holy cow! This is bourbon!" "My husband is from Kentucky."

Why Cows Leave Home

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'Researching the opossum article.'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

Chicken Coupe.

"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."