Cash Cow Collector Pillows

'When I was younger, I looked to invest in bull markets. Now, I look to invest in cash cows.'

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

The tooth fairy.

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"You're on a what?!"

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

European currency on the edge.

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

Money Bar.

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

Milking the Cow.

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

Money Plant.

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

US dollar rising and falling.

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

Money god

The Euro - R.I.P.

The Oxford Comma Coin

'What can you get with a quarter?'

'Today, the dollar gained against the euro, pound, yen, yuan, the Picasso, Degas, and the Warhol.'