Coin Collector Pillows

'If you found money in the street, would you keep it?'

'I'm just saying, relying on change under the couch cushion is a risky retirement plan.'

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"With the doubloon, you've got the intrinsic value of the metal plus the numismatic considerations."

'Could you give me that in dollars, quarters, dimes and nickels? I'm trying to diversify my portfolio.'

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

Wishing well: Please no Canadian coins.

Save money on the web.

"Hey pal, at least you got a penny to your name."

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

'Please enjoy the riffle of currency and the jingle of coins while waiting for an investment counselor.'

"First it was one kid, then another and another...mobile banking has put my kind out of work."

"And that, in a nutshell, is why I'm on the penny."

The Automatic Policeman

Monetary Crisis in South - Auction for a $5 Gold Piece at Danville, Nr North Carolina

"We fire pound coins at each other at high speeds and hope for the best ..."

Piggy bank #4: factory.

Insert a coin to lower the bridge.

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

EU confronts the PIGS (Portugal, Ireland, Spain, Greece) problem.

'We're giving this kid way too much pocket money.'

'I know that you like to keep your books straight, George, but it was only 5p!'

'Why didn't you tell us that you'd put coins in the Christmas pudding?'

Coins

Piggy bank #1: funnel (colour).

'Mom, can I have a dime? The garbage truck is coming down the street.'

'So I hear inflation is really running rampant. Should be a problem though, right penny? Cough! -- obsolete -- cough!'

"Can I have my allowance in golf or silver coins?"

Dept. of the Treasury

"How do you make any money?"

"It's mostly penny weight."

Loose Change

"The fifty-five-gallon drum is completely filled with pennies, sir. Should it be taken to the bank?"

"All the quarters, now!"

COVID-19 dime