Coin Collector Gifts

'If you found money in the street, would you keep it?'

'I'm just saying, relying on change under the couch cushion is a risky retirement plan.'

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"With the doubloon, you've got the intrinsic value of the metal plus the numismatic considerations."

'Could you give me that in dollars, quarters, dimes and nickels? I'm trying to diversify my portfolio.'

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

Save money on the web.

Wishing well: Please no Canadian coins.

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

'Please enjoy the riffle of currency and the jingle of coins while waiting for an investment counselor.'

"Hey pal, at least you got a penny to your name."

"First it was one kid, then another and another...mobile banking has put my kind out of work."

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

"We fire pound coins at each other at high speeds and hope for the best ..."

"And that, in a nutshell, is why I'm on the penny."

'So I hear inflation is really running rampant. Should be a problem though, right penny? Cough! -- obsolete -- cough!'

The Automatic Policeman

'Mom, can I have a dime? The garbage truck is coming down the street.'

Monetary Crisis in South - Auction for a $5 Gold Piece at Danville, Nr North Carolina

Insert a coin to lower the bridge.

'We're giving this kid way too much pocket money.'

'I know that you like to keep your books straight, George, but it was only 5p!'

EU confronts the PIGS (Portugal, Ireland, Spain, Greece) problem.

"Can I have my allowance in golf or silver coins?"

Piggy bank #4: factory.

Coins

Piggy bank #1: funnel (colour).

Most piglets are suckling, while one has walked away with coin from mother's back.

'Why didn't you tell us that you'd put coins in the Christmas pudding?'

The Oxford Comma Coin

A Bus Driver and his Passenger Discuss Coins and Chronology.

Cabby and facetious fare

Cabby unhappy with his fare, checking coin is authentic

"Would you like to round up to support the 'People who don’t know how to make exact change' foundation?"

"Heads it's your year, tails it's your year."