Coin Collecting Gifts

'If you found money in the street, would you keep it?'

Decision on the flip of a coin...

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

Sofa Change Machine.

'Stop screaming at Kevin for using your silver quarter collection in the arcade. It's your fault for leaving it where he could find it.'

The New Dollar - In Debt we Trust.

Insert a coin to lower the bridge.

'Mom, can I have a dime? The garbage truck is coming down the street.'

"And that, in a nutshell, is why I'm on the penny."

'You're a very lucky man Mr. Gibson. That looks like a 1913 Liberty Head nickel.'

"Can I have my allowance in golf or silver coins?"

"Finding coins under your couch cushions doesn't count as finding buried treasure."

'First of all, the quarterly estimate doesn't mean you send us 25 pennies.'

Lottery winner - 'Can I have it in pound coins, please? I need change for the bus!'

'Rats, I don't have any change either...'

'Okay, call it in the air. Tails, or... well... whatever the alternative is.'

'You paid $12,000 for a penny?--Yesterday you complained when I didn't buy generic Jell-O.'

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

'Coin collecting is the hobby of kings? I always thought it was torturing peasants.'

'Shroffing the piefort proved it was a fido.'

'Pennies aren't lucky anymore. Inflation. You gotta find at least a nickel...'

Mystical Marty's only problem with paying the rent was keeping the quarters from sticking together.

A Day in the Life of Pennies

Vending machine - coin rolls out of pig's back.

A Convention of Coin Collectors.

Magna Carta Shock - Incorrect Royal Seal

"I really was nickeled and dimed to death ... a huge shipment of those coins fell on at the mint."

"This new pound coin looks like a threepence...it feels like a threepence...and it spends like a threepence."

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

"Flip you for the top bunk."

Piggy Bank has Bitcoin in mouth

"You make wishes using pennies? No wonder nuthin' happens."

A Bus Driver and his Passenger Discuss Coins and Chronology.

Loose Change

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"