Collecting Currency Gifts

'I don't suppose one of you could change a ten-bob note for me?'

'Today the dollar rose on news the yuan, yen, rupee and baht are difficult to pronounce.'

The funny side of inflation

"This morning £100,000 was stolen from the treasury."

"This suit cost 12,000,000,000,000 space credits."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Larry's used art

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Skipping Horse

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Grace For Flies

Director/Action Man toy.

Packaging Russian Dolls

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

International Women's Day

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Seagiraffes

Cocktails on the verandah.

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Robert Fripp

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.