Currency Collectors Gifts

'Do you have any other form of I.D. besides your head on a pound note?'

"Sorry, but I can't seem to find the exchange rate for xyglotzits!"

King Charles III's coronation

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

Bank as a money tree

Changing The Dollar Bill

Brain Theft

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

The tooth fairy.

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"You're on a what?!"

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

European currency on the edge.

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

Money Bar.

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

'OK, let's see who's going to be the pack horse today: Heads or tails?'

Money Plant.

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

US dollar rising and falling.

Money god

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

'Today, the dollar gained against the euro, pound, yen, yuan, the Picasso, Degas, and the Warhol.'